What's up, everyone?
Yes, it is I, Morgan Ray Hess, your new Supreme Overlord. You may now begin showering me with gifts, adulation, and undying praise, and you may also address me as "Your Lordship," "His Eminence," or "Nagrom" (this is what my siblings call me).
Once you are finished kissing the ground I walk upon, I shall tell you a bit about myself. First of all, I am really, ridiculously good-looking.
But of course you all knew that already.
Secondly, though I have an ego the size of the moon, I do not take myself seriously at all. My favorite works and my projects, on the other hand, are a different matter entirely; I take those SO seriously that I'd make Walter Sobchak with his reverence for bowling blush. I'm not even kidding; I'm legitimately attempting to write the greatest novel of all time right now.
To be quick, I'm a full-time first-tier nerd and geek. I have solemnly sacrificed having a life on an alter to Our Lords and Saviors Gaben (Rotund Be His Shape) and Joss Whedon (the Second Coming of Firefly draws near) so that I might devote my existence to watching anime and cartoons, writing fan fiction, and heroically riding into battle against Superman fans to definitively prove that Batman is the greatest superhero of all time.
I love The Loud House above nearly all other things, and I am determined to spread the message of its addictively hilarious humor and first-class divinely beautiful animation to all peoples of the earth. I gratefully accept the mantle of Supreme Overlordship of this, the Loudcest group, to be a champion and guardian of the shipping we love. I have a few announcements to make, regarding any changes or new commandments I shall make:
1. Firstly, the rules will remain the same. The previous Supreme Overlord was a wise one who laid down very solid laws, and we honor him for the sacrifices he made in the name of our cause.
2. Secondly, I ask all of you to join me in my efforts to spread the Good News of our beloved show to all ears that will hear, so that we might enjoy ever greater and more glorious fanfics and pieces of fan art. To this end, I intend to eventually make this a Super Group.
3. Thirdly, Luan Loud is nothing less than a goddess; she is the most beautiful and hilarious girl ever animated, and is so above all of us mere mortals that it would be nothing short of blasphemy to attempt to take her as a waifu. There's no commandments or anything else like that that I'm making regarding this; it just needed to be said.
4. And finally, I hereby declare that the official theme song for this group shall be "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC. Why? Because that song ROCKS, and is unimaginably AWESOME. That's why.
Now, let's all have fun then, shall we?